Bear in Bar

[wavemaker9 (Rick D.)]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana . He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar...'

The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'

The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drugs.'

The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.

[mfwilkie]

I started laughing at the first run of alliteration!!!!!

You've out done yourself this time!

Maggie

[wavemaker9 (Rick D.)]

Mags, I'm pleased you enjoyed this, thank you, but I can't take claim to anything but sharing. My father sent it to me with a note "this is my kind of poetry". I thought it was worth a chuckle.
I can't seem to be able to wrap my attention around anything long enough to get it down on paper.

Rick

[mfwilkie]

Rick, Here's a link from In Real Time. a decent article that may help with that wrapping problem.

Tell your Dad I said thanks for the smiles.

Maggie

www.troubadour21.com/burk28/editorial-dealing-with-writers-block-or-not/