Forwarded to me but humorous

[wavemaker9 (Rick D.)]

A WOMAN'S POEM:



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong..

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand..

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean..

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother...



A MAN'S POEM:



I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

with big breasts who owns a bar

on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

I know this doesn't rhyme

and I don't give a shit.

[mfwilkie]

It is.