Post by David Nelson Bradsher on Feb 17, 2008 17:01:03 GMT -5
Mack, the moose, monitors Mina, the mongoose,
mapping the movements of her muscles. Meanwhile,
Zack, the giraffe, laughs at Zed, the redhead,
whose ginger hair is wild, and in a pile
of strung out curls his mother Pearl, the ox,
spit shines every night while he's asleep. Meanwhile,
Vlad, his dad, is busy in a tizzy
collecting records for his music file—
he doesn't flinch an inch when Victor shouts,
I've lost the recipe for making beer!
Have no fear," said Vlad, There's one keg here,
holding up Chas's old Sinatra albums."
Carrie is no ordinary tree-top
Roo, she likes to dance for polar bears who
disguise Miranda the retarded Panda
as a hard-scrabble serpent, painted blue.
The Roo knows who the fake snake painted blue is,
Girl, bad boys bears have made a fool of you!
She asks, "So what's my task? Should I allow
a sacred cow contraption to endow
their whimsy?" First of all, you're not a cow,
Miranda. Here's what you should do...Meanwhile,
the Bengal Tiger, Ike, calls Carrie a dyke,
and Brian the reclusive Lion smooches
Millie Racoon until her whiskers curl.
Earl, the rebellious squirrel, has nibbled at
the ear of Carrie, sexy ferret, who,
unlike the tree-top Roo who shares her name,
is more reserved when there's a crowd around.
Both Carries though, wish they were Chas's girl.
Chas is a stud, a ruddy-faced and chaste
example of a critter in the wild
who's flirts are meaningless—his Rhino wife
runs free in Africa. The freedom, though,
is overrated to the ferrets, who
enjoy a freer reign around the zoo.
See, dusk to dawn, they run a supper club,
two micro-breweries and a beauty shop
mapping the movements of her muscles. Meanwhile,
Zack, the giraffe, laughs at Zed, the redhead,
whose ginger hair is wild, and in a pile
of strung out curls his mother Pearl, the ox,
spit shines every night while he's asleep. Meanwhile,
Vlad, his dad, is busy in a tizzy
collecting records for his music file—
he doesn't flinch an inch when Victor shouts,
I've lost the recipe for making beer!
Have no fear," said Vlad, There's one keg here,
holding up Chas's old Sinatra albums."
Carrie is no ordinary tree-top
Roo, she likes to dance for polar bears who
disguise Miranda the retarded Panda
as a hard-scrabble serpent, painted blue.
The Roo knows who the fake snake painted blue is,
Girl, bad boys bears have made a fool of you!
She asks, "So what's my task? Should I allow
a sacred cow contraption to endow
their whimsy?" First of all, you're not a cow,
Miranda. Here's what you should do...Meanwhile,
the Bengal Tiger, Ike, calls Carrie a dyke,
and Brian the reclusive Lion smooches
Millie Racoon until her whiskers curl.
Earl, the rebellious squirrel, has nibbled at
the ear of Carrie, sexy ferret, who,
unlike the tree-top Roo who shares her name,
is more reserved when there's a crowd around.
Both Carries though, wish they were Chas's girl.
Chas is a stud, a ruddy-faced and chaste
example of a critter in the wild
who's flirts are meaningless—his Rhino wife
runs free in Africa. The freedom, though,
is overrated to the ferrets, who
enjoy a freer reign around the zoo.
See, dusk to dawn, they run a supper club,
two micro-breweries and a beauty shop
